Troll 2 Dodge: THE TROLLENING

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okey so lets play rtoll two dogdge

the rulz r

w8list:
NOBODY!!!!!

playrs:
FROgeR %
jack babierr
mnoobtewb 9
Begkahona
petir potter

(oky so u sign up here vvvvvvvv plz siggn up so can play rolol to dordge)

I'm in! LOlzzz, this is gonna so not SUX!

coint me in ill b a carot


(And I don't think I'll archive this just yet )

TROLOLOLOLOLOLO (http://trololololololololololo.com/)
Il jion, teh lasorz msut g0 pew piew?!?!?!1?

cn 1 h@z a p0t8o???!??!!!1

(*cough* Now it's time to be proper...)

Major: Use my EP1K A1MB0T H@X!!1

Spoiler:

yay we hav 3 plyayer so GOOOOO:D:D[/size]

N E WAAAAYZ

teh evul storumttwooper eggz they ar altkttacking you WITH lazers

but BAK

this is so kool lolol just liek str warrs

(he rolld a 3 so hiz aimbot expl@dez!!! )

EGG BOMBER whch iz actuakly an eg carton BUT U DNOT KNOW DAT

evil hormons ar evrywhre (hormons ar not pokymons lololol) and U TAKE SUPER hurting????<<hih lite dat 2 see it

byt den HERO CARAT M NooTON One Attacks (hes in a spaace fitgher so he is one)
THIS IS ALPHA ONE FITER DO U COPY NINE and then Froggor 9999 iz like

I CPOY ALPAH FIRNG missles and den Frogeer fired hiz ROCKET MISSILES so he rolz a 4 and den SUM EGGS ARE NUKD (lik what hapens to eg in microwaeve)

so he leps upt wrekage and den hez liek mastr chief and metroid TOGTER (shud up i dun no how 2 spell togthir)

ENEMY EVNTS

but den after all egs ar dead OH NO IT IS DARTH TATER (hes liek datrh vader but a poptato LOLOLOL )

he sez join me mewtwo9 and we wil kill all the people and then we wil be KIINGZ

wat do u do

Say: Iz wil nver joine u dart tater! Id rader be cutt in havf!!!

Den stabb im wit me sharp butte

Someone has seen Store Wars.

Yeah, I couldn't think of something semi-coherent yet so... high. Hey, I came up with this premise on the fly!

Oh god now that I've opened this warphole to madness I'm getting all sorts of retarded ideas that normally I would subconsciously suppress. AAAGH

I am now Anakin SkyCarrot!

Feel the wrath of my pointy butte!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVrIyEu6h_E OOOHHH MYYY GOODNESSS!!!!
I haz not s33n it N s0 lOnG, trololololol...

IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZORS!!!!!!!1
shoop-da-woop EVERY EB1l 3GG EVARRRRR

Spoiler:

NOOOOOOOOOOOO says dart thater

ha my power of hero beat yoouuu says mewtwo1 (he rols a 6 AGEN) and he leaps 4th (thats fourth) SLICE daart tavter's hand of WITH HIS BUTT

it fals nto the abysBUt then DARTH TATER SUMONS MEGA ULTIMATE MEWTWO who is mootwon1's fadther so u r like why are u doing this father and ULTeMAYTE MEW2 says ""ther can only be 1

you r conficltded and den wile u hesitay MEWTWO ur dad kills OHBY WAND kanohi was the best mentorr u evr had and now u r ...

(it means u r mad now lol so u get +6 to ur CARRAT BUTTSLICE SUPER SIYAYAN POWERS)

but meenwile

jock brobor FIRES HIS LAZOORRRRS

A 1

so jak just kills annaken skycarot th chusen 1

BUT! magic revives him as darth mewtwo ultimate vader is sad so dey unfuse and mewtwo revives his son
'son im sory he wuz mind controling me'
but u dont notive because omg teh prophecy caem true he said dere kan only be 1 and den jak got a 1

it is

destiny

oh and forgger freger groffer froger sits dere becose hes a noob nd made no action lol so dart tater chrges him with a LAZOR SORD... but mewtwo entersepts him and leaps (wich is like jumps) and den he is impaled (the pokeymon)

'son i am sorry this is best i can' [font=Times New Roman]and den they blo up wen mewtwo sacrifices [/font](i looked dis up in the dictonary lol) hiself so he can

mnewten is cryng ranbow teers becuz he iz sad

den the curten drops

CLAPCLAPCLACPALCPACLACPALCPALCAPCLACPALCAPCLAPCALC

(dats sound of claping lolololololol)

end of chapter 1...?????????????

Considering the other high GM hasn't said anything about it, I will assume you talked to Dragon about it... I'm in! I wanna be an eggplant!

I haven't actually bothered to confirm with DC about this- I figured even if he locks or deletes this, well, it's no great loss- and this place really could use a bit of livening up. There's only what sixteen of us here anyways.

I scrolled over this, only slightly reading it...

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Did I have a stroke? That, or a seizure...

0mG05hn355 I jut sw the vid!! Grate idae zerow i wnna joyn!

My akshun:

Ay am uh brokolee whit GRENE SPYKEE SPORS UV DETH!

Flip da pag too Cahptr 2 2 2 2 2!

Dijoo c wat i did thar?

On a more serious note, I'm fine with this being here Zero -u r the epicist troll thar evr wuz!

Waiiiit! If your all VEgies! Tten i'm a..... ummmmmm... OMG OMG OMG OMG! Im a Zukini!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And im gonna, FIND a BIG gun an BLAST those badddiessssszzzzz!

Sc3@m 'OOOOMIIIIINOOOOEZZZZZZ!!!!' as oder gy fipz pag 2 chptr 22,222.

'DAT'Z OVAR 9,000!!!!!1"

Ps.. u bttr nawt mes wit mewtoo, he mad bro.

This is the most insanely bad trolling I have ever had the displeasure of reading. Unless the sheer suckiness of it is a troll in itself. In that case... good show chaps.

Hahahaha, wtf? I don't understand what this shit is but I JUST CAN"T STOP LAUGHING!


This is like trolling while on acid or something like that, it should NEVER die and then be transferred into 4chan for EVEN MORE EPICNESS.



I AM THE TROLL OF REASON, THOUGH SHALT NOT DOUBT MY REASONS.

U CANZ CUONT MEH IIIN!
AI WANT TO FAIGHT THE VEGIY KHIIIN.

The Vagiqueer must be defeated!

Thanks?
I guess?

FillerB wrote:This is the most insanely bad trolling I have ever had the displeasure of reading. Unless the sheer suckiness of it is a troll in itself. In that case... good show chaps.

Well, if I actually trolled you guys with malicious intent it would just ruin the whole point of this game. Also HOPY SHIT there's a lot of new players now. You guys are crazy. All of you individuals are insane, deranged sad men who need medicine and a padded room.

I am afraid to inform you Chatix is a female, thus we are not all men.
Some more than others.

Zerovirus wrote:
Well, if I actually trolled you guys with malicious intent it would just ruin the whole point of this game. Also HOPY SHIT there's a lot of new players now. You guys are crazy. All of you individuals are insane, deranged sad men who need medicine and a padded room.

Can't really argue with that since Peter-sick son of a bitch-Porty is the one who invited me to this forum.